Live and let live. Enjoy every day. Enjoy every minute. Enjoy everybody that you come in contact with. Listen to music. Make music, if you have the ability. Work hard. Play hard. Don't give your brain to alcohol or drugs. Respect the law. Respect other people, in general. Give everyone a break. Turn the other cheek. Do unto others---etc. make love work, it doesn't just happen. Give more than you get. Get all you can. Write letters to your mother, poems to your spouse. Help your friends. Let your friends help you. Always buy the best computer you can afford. Fish every day. Let the fish you catch live so your kids can catch them, and your grandkids. Don't let the government tell you what your morals should be --- I can do that for you! Always Wear a smile, if nothing else. You have nothing to be ashamed of. I'm OK, you're OK--- not real sure about her--- Tear up your credit cards. Good Luck seems to follow the people who work the hardest. Set some goals. Follow your heart, until it hurts you. Then follow your head. Your gonads can get you in more trouble than your head can get you out of if you let them. Gasoline and testosterone don't mix. Cars are transportation, not a measure of what you're worth. Clothes make the man(not!) the stars are there for a reason, and so is the moon. If you can't really grow a beard, don't try. Don't insult bald men, it'll either hurt their feelings or they'll laugh at you. Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes on forever. Marriage is not a word--- it's a sentence. The most beautiful sentence in the universe! It says "I Love you". It says "I trust you". "I want you, I need you, love me forever, live my life with me." What a deal! Bugs are only trying to do their jobs. Listen closely to all the lawyer jokes---They're not jokes. There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't. the Ten really important things in life are (in this order): 1. love 2. Love 3. Love 4.love 5.love 6.love 7. Love 8. Love 9. Love 10. love 7 out of 10 doctors who tried Camels went back to women. There are three groups of people who deserve your love: yourself, your family and everybody else. Every fish I've met believed that he was an individual and better than all the other fish. Institutional loyalty only goes one way---guess which way! The acquisition and distribution of wisdom is the most noble goal of mankind. So far, we've failed miserably.(me, 09/07/96) The closer that you get to understanding The Human Condition,The more likely it is that you will be unable To do anything but sit there and quiver (me...07 Oct 1996) Lucky are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall be unendingly amused. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey It is our duty to approach the world with logic and leave it with wisdom. (me, 29 March 1997) Give a man a fish and he will eat. Give a man religion, and he will starve to death while praying for a fish. (someone on the web) Give him/her WEB access and they won't bother you for quite a while... Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right. Anon - January 19, 2003 "I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night." -- Sarah Williams, The Old Astronomer to His Pupil (01 FEBRUARY 2003) "Religion - a small convenience for man, a large inconvenience for mankind." - me, 2003.