Environmental Notice

The electrons used in this site are captive ones. Free electrons are generally too lazy to actually work. Actually, the ones that we use are endentured, and will be released at the end of their contract or whenever you turn your computer off. They are willing (and highly paid) participants in this endeavor, and depend on this environment in order to make a living and pay their child support.


Please, in the name of electronicality, do not frequent those sites who do not adhere to this simple principle: Once a free electron, always a free electron. There are some sites that reportedly use slave electrons exclusively. Help us fight this growing trend. These sites only want your money! Please do not buy their products or link to them!

Thanx for caring about our little friends!

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